Sunday, June 19, 2011

Another Blowjob Wallpaper

No, no captions yet. Working on some, though. This is another wallpaper I made from images I found on porn sites, except these were larger to begin so I just fit them all on the page as is. I used pics with the same dimensions so I wouldn't have to edit them.
I really like the one grabbing her guy with both hands, though all of them probably could do it with those huge poles!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Jane's New Computer

How about some wallpaper of some of my favorite blowjob pics I've collected from websites and blogs? To make up for not posting any new captions for over four months? Yeah. Sorry about that. Just lost the mood. Could not sit down and create captions anymore. At least not ones I considered to be even a little original.

Anyway, the main reason for this post is to tell you about Jane's new computer, like she mentioned in her first post when she announced it. She is not writing new captions now, either, because she is too busy working on her new TG/BE/CD comic over on her new blog - with her new computer. The difference between her old computer and her new one is like the difference between night and day, and I'm happy to brag about it for her.

It's a (mumble-mumble) xxxxx.xx - (no way am I giving anybody a free plug) - with an Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-960 quad-core processor @ 3.20 Ghz, 12 Gigs RAM, and 2G video. (I guess I just gave Intel a plug!) It's not the fastest one available but it was the fastest she could afford. Since her previous computer was a Compaq with a Pentium 4 @ 2.20 Ghz, it is a tremendous improvement. It has Windows 7, and guys, I tried to talk her into Linux, especially after I used it last year to help her recover all her files after her media vault crashed, but she was right. All the programs she wanted to use for creating comics were not available for Linux. Since she is letting me use her old computer, maybe I can set up a dual-boot and show her what is available out there. More later. Her old machine works just fine for captions - if I can ever get the urge to start up again.

Thanks for your interest and patience.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Hello again, everybody!

You have probably noticed I have not posted anything for a while. Well, last year I missed a few weeks because of back pain and it got worse a couple of months ago. I had to go in for, like, open spine surgery to fix a couple of ruptured discs. It was the result of many years of slouching in a chair in front of a computer. My advice to all of you computer geeks, web surfers, and game players: sit up straight! It can happen to you.
Anyway, while I was recuperating over at Jane's house, I did not feel much like writing captions or even sitting at the computer. (You should check out her blogs. She probably has some choice comments about this.) When I do start up again, I will probably just recycle some old favorite caps or post a few of my favorites from other blogs.
Thanks for watching!

(Special thanks to World Of TG for listing my blog even though I haven't posted anything for over three months. To paraphrase Ed McMahon: "Everything you ever wanted to know about TG captioning is on that blog!" Seriously, check it out.)

Monday, October 11, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Files Available For Download

I zipped up my latest caption stories and gave them to Jane to post on her 4shared account and Yahoo group:

Sex Change Pill on 4shared
New Experience on 4shared
Jane B's TG Captions Yahoo group

She also added most of my single captions to her caption collections for August and September. Check them out for my blowjob stories and her cross-dressing roommate and males-with-breasts stories.

August collection on 4shared
September collection on 4shared


Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Magic Sperm Breast Growth

This is a story about a cross-dresser who wants to improve his feminine appearance but growing real breasts. The only affordable and practical way he can do this is to perform a magical blowjob, which he hesitates to do because he is not gay. Yeah, he hesitates for about two seconds when he is looking at real tits for free.

Will have to see how this works. It's the longest single-page caption I've ever written. The text had to be smaller than normal to fit it all on the page, even though I used a bigger page. Please let me know in a comment if you have trouble reading it or if you just don't like the type size or length.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Blowjob Heaven

This pic just screams for a caption. I am amazed I kept putting it off for so long. It's a great one to get started with again after being absent for a couple of weeks.